No one uses classmates.com except Bill Belichick
BOSTON – At the final new england Patriots team meeting, head coach Bill Belichick had one last piece of recommendation for his players for the offseason. ‘Stay off yearbook and MyFace,’ said Belichick, who is well known for his secretive team policies. Days later, however players started receiving strange e-mails from Belichick. ‘I started getting invites for classmates.com,’ said wide receiver Wes Welker. ‘I didn’t realize folk have used that site since, oh, 2000.’ Kicker Steven Gostkowski also received invites from the coach. ‘I don’t even think I was born the year he graduated high school,’ said Gostkowski. ‘Coach is a little behind the times.’ Nose Tackle Vice Wilfork declared he’s known about Belichick’s unfamiliarity with technology for a bit. ‘He tried to put his Blackberry in a VCR once,’ related Wilfork. ‘And you don’t want to understand what he believed a Wii controller was for.’. TAUNTR.com
